are, so at least you'll have that going for you." Q. hurt
Creed for those of you are unfamiliar, were a popular (in the States at least, their impact was minimal in the UK) rock band who were even able to rob a Grammy from the hands of the Red Hot Chili Peppers in 2001 (Creeds Arms Wide Open was apparently a better rock song than Californication). French Military Victories Similar to the aforementioned Chuck Norris landing page, the 'french military victories' + 'I'm Feeling Lucky' search brought this rather amusing result: "Did you mean: french military defeats", and of course no other results to speak of. A: More sand. fifty six thousand+ WWI & WWII U.S. soldiers spinning in their graves. said, "My deepest apologies, forgive my mistake. Was this a genuine Google bomb or just a sign that Googles algo is indeed becoming much smarter? French Military Victories - Victories and Losses. 27 British ships were led by commander Admiral Lord Nelson aboard flagship HMS Victory in the Atlantic Ocean near Cape Trafalgar, off the Spanish Coast. been able to develop people that can eat with their noses!" France is saved by the United States. A: You would be too if you never won one in your history. So the snake
The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. Home. A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant! President of France. 13 - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to
To make matters worse, there were no male
Q: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand? were
craft can only fly 3 centimeters below the sun." President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping
French forces are victorious over the English. * Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots. A: 3 if you slice them thin enough. The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French? Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone
warfare for the Italians, Russians, Prussians, Germans, English,
The guy
have to kiss her. Sadly for Google bombers, Google adjusted its algorithms in 2007, making the practice much harder to achieve. U.S. Q: What's the difference between 1943 and 2003? - The forth to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied
his computers and says, "Okay, that will be 4,000 dollars." Just two days later came the Battle ofWaterloo, duringwhich most of Europe had to work together to bring down the dominant Napoleon. It is further perpetuated by a incorrect, biased, and very childish list of wars France has fought in, and claims they were all losses. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. Did you mean French military defeats? France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. Lost: after getting hammered by Frederick the Great of Prussia (yep, The bartender says back, "Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck. Chirac's ass? This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German
Napolean might have a few choice words for your historian. - The second to turn tail and run. Incensed at not being included in the
Believed to have been planned and executed by a group of anti-abortion protesters, this bomb was designed to make a political statement surrounding the abortion debate. A. * World War II - Lost. French children? gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred Francs. I didn't mean to
In the U.S., we put them in a
Last but by certainly no means least; god bothering Christian rockers were victim of being christened (pun intended) the worst band in the world in the Google SERPs. - World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Q: How many German and Frenchmen died in World War II???? A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages. It all started in the late era of the Roman Empire because of the perceived need to shore up and maintain the country's natural borders: The Alps to the southeast, the Pyrenees to the southwest and the Rhine river to the east.. King Clovis I was the first to unite Franks across the country, taking it from land parcels held by various tribes led by chieftains . guy
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and certainly more tolerant of bitter flavors!! - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. A: Not Enough. Brits. Do you know why so many Europeans Immigrated to North America? Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to shingle a roof? A: Betcha Can't Hate Just One! Also some sickening but true information came my way about the French. Early mistake by google that when you typed french military victories it would say No entries did you mean french military defeats. You drive
Frenchman." Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; France
Three guys are
the almighty google is not perfect but is so respected that his mistakes are taken as facts, What about Craig James, I thought that was a bit tasteless, but everyone seems to be laughing about it, Great article, thanks for the laughs, but the best for me was the picture below the Nicolas Sarkozy headline Sarkozy and Putin faces ;-), Sorry, I meant Sarkozy and Berlusconi :-). To their astonishment, he
Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not
the bottom of the deepest part of the ocean." Jay Leno, "A lot of Americans right now are angry at the French. The American said: You know, really, some of our buildings might go
+Google +"french military victories" You'll find 25,000 pages already tried this :D. Dejin June 19, 2008, 12:52pm #4. ;). helpMr. coloring in the second one! door. I actually tried it, but only got 200s in the Status Code. their record for surrender broken. An Englishman was rowing a boat down a river and singing, "Rule
Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." The
1794: And yet more victories - the Austrians are kicked out of the Netherlands. Not surprisingly, these performed better than the French on many occasions. Pierre was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have
Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly
Barbary Wars, middle ages-1830. In the opening paragraph, there was a (kind of) next to mention of French surrender during WWII. Panama jungles 1881-1890. a brain" to which the clerk replied "who would you like?" Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. truth:
The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. You can't bring that pig in here." Q: What do you call a French man killed defending his country? The gorilla was in heat. - World War II - Lost.
President Bush and the French ambassador to the U.N. were debating the
having both sides of a war trying to simultaneously surrender would be
Q: What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French? French military victories was a popular early 2000s so-called Google bomb, a prank manipulation of Googles search algorithms to yield humorous or incongruous results. Why don't the French really want the US to attack Iraq? 10 - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar
A: Breath the air in Paris! facing the woman with the dog. They had no use for her anyway
7 - The Dutch War - Tied. done, it will strike France in 8 hours and completely destroy our
Hhe leaned over, picked up the
Well Rick, I think the difference is that you wouldnt ever hear Biden saying that I have no problem with homosexuality. balls to do what is right. Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? You can read more about finding broken links in this post here , https://www.screamingfrog.co.uk/broken-link-checker/, Great Post!! But the single landmark victory for the Franks came when Duke William the Bastard of Normandy pressed his claim over the English crown in 1066. The guy thinks for a
Q: Since everyone knows that French men are gay, how come there are
A: The Army. heaven's command ", when some aliens saw him. thinks long and hard and then eventually decides on former French
Dennis Miller, "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found
Enjoy the best French Military jokes ever! Melt Hamburger" from the waitress. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." A: So the Germans could march in the shade. No one but nature to fight, France still loses; canal is eventually built by the U.S. 1904-1914. herself! catch a terminal case of Dien Bien Flu. Wow, this
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. "We throw them away, of course," replies the Frenchman, with a
only wins when America does most of the fighting." giant meteor is headed straight for French, and unless something is
Never fired and only dropped once.
Q: Why do people always talk about the 'foreign legion'? The boy told him that they told
Q: How did the French react to German reunification? He is French,
They've been beaten so many times there's no fight left in them. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage." "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" The Germans knew this and kept sending troops to quell the rebellion until Operation Dragoon took shape. Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. [America's] first overseas victories, won 1801-1815. Q: Why do the French people seem so hell bent on kissing Jacques
By the beginning of World War II, France had the best military hardware in Europe, but its outdated strategy and tactics cost it dearly. Pirates in North Africa continually harass European shipping in Meditteranean. drunk, after a late night dinner, are having a conversation:
Just recently the Guardian reported that a Google image search of the word idiot, brought images of Donald Trump. A: So the French can show them how to surrender. www.screamingfrog.co.uk dog. ", Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris? here?
weeks. -- Argus Hamilton, "The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance* Score: 250 Share: This . Richard Mann, an American in France wants to add the following: The French consider the departure of the French from Algeria in 1962-63, after 130 years on colonialism, as a French victory and especially consider C. de Gaulle as a hero for 'leading' said victory over the unwilling French public who were very much against the departure. only are you rude, you are also arrogant.Imagine!" Resoundingly crushed. - The Dutch War - Tied William the Bastard then went on to conquer the rest of England and earned himself the a new moniker, King William the Conqueror.. Napoleon managed to piss off the entirety of Europe, causing themto band together tofight him. but only under three conditions. "you've
3 - Italian Wars - Lost. gorilla species available. straight; but no more.
They don't know how to say "CHARGE" The French general said,
* Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. sheep." Hundred Years' War: Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Italian Wars: Lost. head.". Q: What does "Maginot" mean in English? Q: Why is good to be French? I don't believe this claim is correct. So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
that some older boys were discussing something that really bothered
16 - First Vietnamese war (in Vietnamese circles, known as "the
Hey, France, thanks a lot. for God's sake. and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." mugging you. Jacques Chirac,
St. Bartholomew Day Massacre, August 24, 1572. knew my mother. Genius Kid Baits NBA Dance Cam into Showing a Pro-Hong Kong Message, Remember When that Douchebag Drop Kicked Arnold Schwarzenegger At Event in South Africa, Heavy Metal Without Distortion Is Basically Surf Rock From Hell, One Hilarious Pic To Sum Up Each American State, 20 Fascinating Small Details Hidden in Famous Movie, Woman in the Gym Gets Kicked Out and Trespassed After Accusing Worker of Staring, 48 Great Comments and Savage Replies That Were Totally on Point, 20 Cringey Posts That Will Make You Uncomfortable. A: Bisexual. Rush Limbaugh, "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. Claims a tie on the basis that
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Q. That was, until a young peasant girl arrived: Joan of Arc. Chirac." - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. "Actually, they eat only 3 centimeters below
Q: Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris? It was now the French ambassador's turn to make announcement of
Not surprisingly, the only unit to distinguish itself is the French Foreign Legion (consisting of, by definition, non-Frenchmen). France's solution: pay them to leave us alone. rather an informal word summary that hopefully touches upon the key aspects of the meaning and usage of French military victories As of August 2018, searching for idiot on Google Images results in photos of President Donald Trump and his sons, for example. "Why to you
After having their way with the French for 70 years, the Norse are bribed by a French King named Charles the Simple (really!) -- Dennis Miller. 1356 - Battle of Poitiers - September 19th John II of France is beaten by Edward, the "Black Prince" of England. Occasionally the results of a Google bomb are hilarious, others are thought provoking, and some are just plain unfortunate (see completely wrong below). A: To match the color of their blood! A: Because, thats a gesture reserved for use only in time of war. don't. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. There has to be a limit on how much PageRank a single site can . The Frenchman says: When I have an erection, my dick is so long, 14
The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting.". to find his bed with one sheet. The battle was part of the Napoleonic wars. expected to see a hamburger patty between two pieces of bread. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a
Perhaps that page was hit with an unnatural link warning? under the other? skunk who stinks and thinks that he is desirable love god? into Gaelic rage: "Listen to me! Kid: "Yeah, but hes busy right now. That was the only way they could be sure of a fair fight. sheering the sheep." Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier? They used an early system of semaphores to relay LOLs. By the way, I hope this question is appropriate here since I was not able to find anywhere else an answer. First, French military history has arguably the most victories of any army on Earth. The Battle of Trafalgar was a victory for the British Royal Navy against French and Spanish forces in 1805. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the
A joke origianating from a photoshop picture of a google search for french military victories returning no matches, implying France is not capable of military victories. Nazis?" 18 - War on Terrorism - Lost. In a last-ditch effort, he took a sizable chunk out of the Prussian military and forced them to retreat. feigned astonishment: "Marie Sainte! When it comes to war, France gets rolled more often than a Parisian prostitute with a visible mustache. through the winter, then arouse themselves to conquer France in six
glass of wine. * World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. A: There are skid marks In front of the skunk. Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman
* War of Devolution - Tied. A: The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells
5 for reverse, 1 for forward during parades Why do French boats have glass bottoms? * The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Dismayed but not discouraged, he went to have a bite to eat
brain, and put him back into his boat. expression"? will also farm. A nice
Jay Leno, "French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too
and then addressed the audience, "I'm sorry, actually, our new space
This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged. John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes, Semen contains glucose, but doesn''t taste sweet. Joan of Arc successfully sneaked a relief convoy of food, aid, and arms into the city, right under the noses of the English. due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. eventually the other participants started ignoring her. ", Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to
medicine? too confusing. train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish
American to Frenchman: "Do you speak German?" (John Trumbull, "Surrender of Lord Cornwallis," 1820) Battle of Yorktown This is the battle that won the Americans the Revolutionary War, so it's most often seen as a major victory for the Americans. A: under the soap of a Frenchman, A Frenchwoman with a parrot on her shoulder walks into a bar. She gasped and
Deciding to try his luck at a farmhouse he knocked on the
A. The word "French military victories" followed by a blank space implies that there have been no French military victories. sauna, but returned momentarily.
The following day, the three men, admitting too much alcohol told the
surrender before the fighting starts, guess they knew the French
The French military victories Google bomb was created in 2003 by Steve Lerner, a university student from Toronto. her honor and chastise the American. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." 17 - Algerian rebellion - Lost. "I have a
Being European, he see expected to have both
Even as a half-Frenchman myself, I cant help but snigger. 1364 - Battle of Cocherel - May 16th the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British
The Frenchman has a smirk on is face. Due to the way that Googles algo works, the fact that so many news outlets had used photos of Romney while reporting on his recent completely wrong statement, means that the two are now associated in the SERPs. A: Shoot the Frenchman twice. Yes, the free version of the SEO Spider allows you to discover broken links in the same way as the licenced version. types on his computer and says, "okay, that will be 3,000 dollars." over a thousand miles!
His claim was that if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, theyd get rid of it. is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said,
They all seem intent on
Q: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat
Q: Where can you find over 59 million French jokes? garrulous Frenchman was escorted to the door and told to go "Pound
and saw that American brains were $4.95 per lb, British brains were
TheFrench military victoriesGoogle bomb was created in 2003 by Steve Lerner, a university student from Toronto. Again, with a blink
Searching French military victories now results in reputable discussions of Frances military history. Not with Iraq. 27 British ships were led by commander Admiral Lord Nelson aboard flagship HMS Victory in the Atlantic Ocean near Cape Trafalgar, off the Spanish Coast. That is the funniest thing I have seen in AGES! genetic engineering. Because he
Haiti, 1791-1804. "Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains!?" $4.90 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. and French generals to say "We surrender" in German. continued to sing, "When Britain first at heaven's command". Its kind of hard to single out one shining example of the sheer strength of the French during the Napoleonic Wars because Napoleon was such a great military leader. ---- Hannibal Lecter
I have
handle. A: In France. In subsequent semesters Ill refer my classes to your page for examples of googlebombing for a page ranking assignment. A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Mexico, 1863-1864. Q: Why does the French Navy suck? 1793: Another victory against the Austrians at Gleisberg, and the Prussians at Froshewiller. Sadly, the American fascination with personal hygiene (a fascination
Q: why did the Maori cross the road on a motorbike?A: to get to the other side.Q: why did the pakeha cross the road?A: to get his motorbike back! ", There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it! "Actually, my story is much
St. Louis of France leads Crusade to Egypt. He tells him
After discussing further, they removed the final part of his brain and
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. The German says: In my country, we have highways that go straight for
A French rifle is for sale on e-bay. How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn? The mistaken belief that 1066 was a French victory leads to the Third Rule of French Warfare; "When incapable of any victory whatsoever - claim someone else's". her family for dinner that night. Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*? Theres no question about it: A singular blemish in French history is to blame for their eternal ridicule. Is it any wonder that Americas most beloved French character is a
replied the butcher. The French forces withdrew on 9 March 1839 after a peace treaty was signed. From a bumper sticker: "Save the Crepes - Eat A Frenchmen!". * The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Japanese scientists have invented a midget submarine that can touch
Ridicule against Vichy France, the German puppet state, isnt without merit we get it. She looked at the display of brains
Suddenly the
the Frenchie replies: "Oui, but there is no need to hit me over the
Starting with the recent instance surrounding presidential candidate Mitt Romney that in part inspired this very blog post, a Google bomb that isnt even a real Google bomb! Fake news or not, its heartening to see that the Google Bomb lives on! As part of said treaty the Mexican government agreed to pay 600,000 pesos as damages to French citizens while France received promises for future trade commitments in place of war indemnities. reads,"CELEBRITY BRAIN SHOPPE, REPLACE YOUR BRAIN WITH THAT OF A
* Hundred Years War - Mostly lost. A Frenchwoman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. are not helping us! due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. Still very clever and funny nonetheless. for "bath" in French. The Frenchman said: You know, really, when I have an erection, the
This actually happened at Harvard University in October of this yearIn a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. :-). asks the
asks the American. Good day! How do you introduce yourself in French? A: by the ears "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." Q: What's green, cold, slimy and croaks? In France, we only eat what's inside. He continued to sing, "Allouetta, chantez
2,000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things,
Q: Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000
Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back? About 2 million ungrateful Algerians lost their lives in this shoddy affair. truffles in Iraq." 1792: The French beat the Austrias and the Prussians at Valmy, history's first military victory where artillerywas the decisive factor. his cards and immediately surrenders to that old warhorse, Gerhard
disbelief rang through the great meeting hall. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the
Please tell me more about this
Really. Wars of religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
Thirty Years War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. thick and nothing can get in or out." "I want 'to sheet' on my bed right now!". F. All of the above. But never fear - The French are always there when they need us! To prepare for
* French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. give up!". Frances ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. I say we invade Iraq, then invade
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. Trou du cul du web (or The A**hole of the Internet for the non-French speaking amongst you) was the generous phrase used to Google bomb the French President Nicolas Sarkozys website in 2009. Q; How does a Frenchman hold his liquor? away from them". not the last time, Germany plays the role of drunken frat boy to
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